What is all the CRAP!!

No kidding! I want to see just my friends! Friends! Friends!

It's Friday and I'm going nuts over here. Death to Frangelica!

...and what's going on over at the bored! That place is suckin' ass too! Gdansk! The internet sucks today!

What are you up to today/tonight?

I have to agree with you Natanis. My apologies to Timbo, but damn.

I really only come here to see what neelsn has to say, because it's usually funny.

I know the bored is pepping up now, but crap. I am the only one in the office today so I need someone to entertain me.

I apologize to Timbo too. I didn't mean to sound harsh but it's getting ridiculous.

This weekend I will be beaching it all weekend. I am on the wagon for a month, just partying too much so I am going to take some time off before I go to Maine in August.

What about you Cavutto? Plans? How's the Lyme disease, all better?
Catch any fish on Tuesday?

Joe, you got pans? How was the DMV? You going to make it out of town?

Anyone, Bueller?

See, I haven't been partying enough lately.

Tonight I will be listening to my new 3-disc live 2 Skinnee J's CDs. They're from the Farewell Show back in llike '03. I can't wait to hear them! The CDs just got delivered to my desk here at work today. :) Super psyched!

I suppose I'll probably play some Wii or something whilst jamming to the J's. Maybe some online poker. I dunno. The apartment is my oyster tonight or whatever.

Lyme disease is all better. Still taking the stupid antibiotics though. Meh.

Playing lawyer softball starting Monday. Should be fun. :) Looking forward to it.

No fish on Tuesday. Saw some deer though...

DMV was a breeze. I've been painting my upstairs hallway. Drinking more beer than I should. Ate an entire thing of green bean casserole last night.

Tonight I'm going out with some gal pals of mine...the rest is uncertain.

Oooh nice whitetails. They look young. Deer are so majestic, I love them.

Yeah, those meds kinda put a damper on partying huh?

You have a great weekend, I love the J's and the Wii, nice combination.

Hey Joe, you gonna be in my neck of the woods with all your gal pals? Cause...you know. I'll be here. :)

ill be in W. hartford. i'm gonna try to be a good boy though, because the Nazi stormtroopes have DUI spot checks everywhere.

P.S. I like how we bitched about everyone, then filled up the ticker with our own banter.

But our own banter is better than book reviews and spam for cigarette websites. Banter is ok, bullshit is not, got it :)

Yeah, I'm not planning on piloting any vehicles tonight. I have slaves to do that.

Where did everybody go? Was it the slave comment? I didn't mean black slaves! I meant...ummm...Jews! Yeah, Jewish slaves...

I hate the spammers more then you know. Blame the country of India for most of it.

2.0 is almost done.

I'd like to say that India Indians are the most putrid and disgusting race of people on the planet. I've always felt that way.

They really have no shame when it comes to putting spam everywhere.

Anyone wanna beta test the new version in a few weeks?

Thanks Joe, I suddenly don't feel so bad about my slave joke. Those never go over as well as I think they will.

I'll beta test the crap out of it, Tim!

I'll do whatever I can to help!

What about Apu, he's an ok India Indian, no?

Speaking of Apu, do you guys have any of the morphed Simpsons 7-11's up there. I would love to see one. None here :(

Remember Laila, Joe? She was pretty bad.

No Qwik-E-Marts here. Just looking at the pictures on Flickr was enough for me. I don't care too much for the Simpsons anymore. They were funny when I was 10, but I've just seen tooooo mannnyyy....

The 7-11 a few blocks from me converted to a kwik-E-mart. It was pretty insane how good of a job they did converting it. Even the donuts for sale looked like the pink ones Homer eats.

What a beautiful blog, and thread. Gosh I've missed you guys. Well, let me type a blog now, won't ya! ..brb