A bite a bruise and a bang

I tried to type this blog three times and I have lost it each time so basically this is the jist of the bruise.  I was at a bar Sunday (fairly intoxicated)  this bitch who I hate came up to me and bit my leg, I jumped off the bar raked my arm down a chair and beat the shit out of her...Done and done!

TheJoeD on
thejoed
Bit your leg?? WTF
natanism on
natanism

That is what I said, Who bites?  Who fucking bites, punch me in the face whatever, but bite me???

This is the THIRD time I have been bit by someone that was wasted in this bar. 

Cavutto on
cavutto
Next time that bitch starts with you, I got your back.  Pckewww!  Pckewww! 
natanism on
natanism

Pckewww!

Cavutto on
cavutto

Hey, careful with that thing! 

TheJoeD on
thejoed
LOL!
phoenix on
phoenix

I was gonna say you could sue her, but damn girl ya got her back already!

bkro9 on
bkro9
HA! That whole encounter sounds ridiculous. I'm glad I'm in New York where they just stab you like a civilized human being.
natanism on
natanism

Word to the wise...Don't fuck with me!

LMAO Beck! 

Moonz on
moonz
WTF we don't stab people!
Cavutto on
cavutto
I stab people.   
TwoStripe on
twostripe
Who doesnt like a good stab every once in while. I like to stab strangers. Sometimes friends. Thats an awesome story, especially the ass kicking part. Next time Im in Florida Im gonna come down and ask you to kick someones ass just cause it would be cool. You should take names too.
TheJoeD on
thejoed
Tim! I'm gonna shank you in the parking lot at lunch time!
TwoStripe on
twostripe
Not if I shank you first. Look behind you.
TheJoeD on
thejoed
ARRRRRGHGHHHHH UHGHGHGLLLL ::::gurgle gurgle::::::
natanism on
natanism
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo Joe!
natanism
Female - 28 years old
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL
United States
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