Bad Kisser!
Okay, so I have been seeing/hanging out with this guy. 6 foot tall blonde haired cutie. He is smart (going to school for engineering), we have great conversations, he is great in bed. (Yeah that is important) BUT....
He is a horrible kisser, I mean horrible. He kisses with his mouth all wide open like I am going on a scavenger hunt to find his damn tongue, so weird and awkward. I am trying to figure out the best way to say hey buddy, close your damn mouth a little with out offending him. If that is at all possible. I just don't understand how he could have been in a 4 yr relationship and his ex never told him/showed him how to kiss. How do I remedy this situation or do I just continue to search through his wide open mouth to find his damn tongue?
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talk to him ain't nothing wrong with that, never say he's a bad kisser, ask him to slow down and take it from there, I've had the same problem with women, also after awhile people comform to kissing so have a nice talk and watch his tongue grow, right into your ass |
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Girl, I so know what you're talking about. Fish lips, weak lips, lips that don't DO anything, what is up with that? I wanted to marry this one guy, but he sucked at kissing. I realized later he was a jerk, so I didn't try. But if I would have continued wanting to bear his children...if he was worth it, I would have given him step by step instructions. I would've dressed up like a teacher--glasses on, hair pulled back, short skirt, knee high boots, pointer with assorted displays--white board, Powerpoint, overhead projector, and told him exactly how I wanted it done. And he would've done it. If he is worth his salt and you want to keep seeing him: Own it, work it. |
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Baah ha ha ha, Moonz!!! >>>>>Runs to the uniform store to get the teachers outfit, thanks Pheonix for the advice. You just gave me a great idea. |
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My personal philosophy on why a person is bad either with sex or the like. ie, kissing. Just like you, every other person could have been hesitant about ( or did not tell them at all) that their style needed improvement. It is a hard subject to approach and I believe that is why it does not get corrected a lot of the time. I use the example of a person who is bad in bed. You know you may not be the first or the last. So how is it that this individual has gotten so far with no technique?? Simple, no one told them or tried to show them. Time and time again. The best part is when the individual says" I'v had no complaints yet". I agree with Moonz. Just take over and show him a thing or 12! |
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I'm a real good kisser. My favorite thing to do is to blow really hard into someone's mouth when they least expect it and then they blow snot onto the side of my face. That's always good for a laugh. |
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Mmmmm, snot/air kisses, i'm so jealous. Natanis, watch your mailbox, I have just abused the US postal service for laughs.... |
