Yo ho ho and 2 bottles of rum

I got a phone call from my great friend Scotty 2 Hottie last night, he was in the mood for some drinking and good conversation.  I hopped in the ole Subaru and headed to Scotty's to do some more damage to the old liver.  Somehow I knew I wouldn't make it the whole week.

Scott is one of the first people I met in Ft. Lauderdale.  He was my best friend Casey's boyfriend.  At first this guy rubbed me the wrong way.  The first time I met him he was in a heated rage at Casey and he was throwing tables and shit, and smacked Casey in front of me, which is never a good idea.  I picked up his Napoleon complex little ass and threw him up against the wall.  Ever since that day, we have been the greatest of friends.  He said he never had any woman ever fight him back, and on that day he learned a little respect for Natanis.

Scott is an angry little man, his nickname is DVS and has it tattooed inside his lip.  He was one of those guys that just had so much terrible crap happen in his childhood, that he never got over.  I have a theory about people who have bad childhoods, either you deal with it and move past it or it makes you angry for your whole life.  Scott has been in and out of jail several times, the last time was hopefully the last.  Ya see after hurricane Charlie came through Punta Gorda with all his rage, Scott decided he would rob a liquor store during martial law, another bad idea.  Scott got sentenced to 1 year in county.  I wrote letters back and forth to him the whole time he was "in".  I sent him money for use at the commissary, really I was his only friend during his stay in the clink.

So last night Scott was feeling a little dry and wanted some help with the bottle of Captain he bought, and who am I to turn down a friend?  We sat around a chit chatted about old times, it was great.  I got a killer back massage and passed out with Scott.  It's nice to sleep with someone, and know that he's not wondering if I'm going to "put out"!  I awoke this morning to find that I was attacked by s sharpie in my sleep, I had a spiral on my forehead and multiple freckles and marks down my arms and legs. 

I tried to put in a picture but this image box cannot locate it, I dunno, so it's on my pic page!