The Ex's

This is an account of my relationship history, ( I need to figure something out) so if you don't care to know stop reading now.........

Jason D-Summer of 1998-  I moved back to Maine and was living in a  tent at a local campground when I met Jason.  He was amazing.  After only a few day's of hanging out with J we decided we'd be a good match so I moved into his little shack for the summer.  It had been raining for two weeks which isn't fun in a  tent.  Chasing my cooler every morning...ugh!  At this point we decided it would be a summer romance because he was moving back to Texas and I was moving back to California. Jason and I had so much fun, we went sailing and hiking and kayaking all the adventurous outdoorsy stuff.  This is where my love of sailing and Jason developed.  At the end of the summer we departed ways he went to Texas to sell Christmas trees and I went to Cali.  I couldn't get over him.  Jason introduced me to Ben. I am still friends with him to this day.

Ben T-Summer of 1999- I met up with Ben the first week I was back home.  I had came home with a fistful of money so I rented a house for the summer paid in full.  Ben was a good guy with a bad reputation.  He used to (and still is) be a major alcoholic with anger issues.  Story is he used to beat up his ex, but he never dreamed of hitting me.  I had a lot of good times with Ben we used to go on trips to Sugarloaf and hike and play Frisbee golf.  He was an artist. A very good one at that.  One day a very strange thing happened between us.  A six degrees of separation story that I will go into in my next blog.  On this day we decided it was best we broke up. I moved to Florida, and I am still very good friends with Ben.

Aaron K- Winter of 1999-September 22, 2004 (We broke up on my b-day)  I was recruited for a job in Florida so I moved down here form Maine.  I was working at the Ocean Reef Club in Key Largo and I had met some guys one drunken night and they stole a golf cart and we went for a ride.  We get pulled over by security and the golf cart had been stolen.  Unfortunately they had taken the golf cart from the richest member of the club...oops!   Needless to say I got fired, this is where Aaron comes in.  I was drowning my sorrows at the crew bar and a guy came up to me in a drunken state and said hey beautiful you want to go back to my yacht?  Cheesy, I know but it worked.  We got back to his yacht and needless to say this is the only one night stand that led to anything.  He brought me home in the morning and I said to him by the way my name is Natanis and here's my number call me if you want...and two hours later he called.  Aaron felt bad for me I guess so he put me up in a hotel in Key Largo and we were inseparable for that week.  I ended up meeting someone in a bar that worked at the private club next door to the Ocean Reef Club, and got a job working there.  I stayed with Aaron for the next 4 years, we moved back and forth from Maine to Florida seasonally and had great times together.  After 2 years in the keys we moved to Ft. Lauderdale and he started working on yachts again :(  He was gone every 2 weeks in the winter and gone for the whole summer.  This was fine for the first couple of years but than it took a huge toll on our relationship.  He was always gone and the phone calls just weren't enough.  He drove home from Virginia one night to propose to me and there was a guy sleeping in our bed, (I was on the couch by myself) two guys & a girl on the floor and another guy and girl in the spare room.  This is pretty much where things went sour.  He was sick of supporting my party life.  I hadn't worked in 6 months because I knew I would always have him to fall back on.  He backed up a U haul and moved out the next day.

Andy W - January 2005 - January 2006- Well have you ever heard the old saying "Take one for the Team"?  Well that's how I ended up with Andy (Sluggo).  My friends had informed me that cute little Andy hadn't been laid in over a year because he was shy.  So yep you guessed it one drunken night I took one for the team and had sex with him.  He still hasn't left.  We were a group of couples, my two friends and Andy's two friends were all dating each other, we did everything together we went to baseball games together, and concerts.  We used to have so much fun and thean they moved to Colorado.  Things don't exactly work for Andy and I, we hardly speak we don't get along and I have kicked him out several times, but he has no where to go so I always let him back.

So here I am now trying to analyze my past.